Saturday, September 08, 2007

Mummified Fingers

Mummy FingersThese suckers are so foul I'd like to give them the finger. I'm eating a melted Russell Stover Marshmallow Pumpkin to get the funky taste out my mouth. All I can say is, "Mmmph plrrf."
Excuse me. Target brand Mummified Fingers Candy Suckers, Calories 120, Sugars 15g, are almost tasteless, except for the taste of plastic.
These crummy mummies aren't so very bad until you bite into one. And then, the horror, the horror.
I like a sucker you can bite down into with a total disregard for cosmetic dentistry. I also like the "NOT A TOY!" reminder on the back of the package. Good thing, because they're made in China.
They might break your teeth, and taste like the packaging they come in, but they look cool and could be the perfect party favor for the right crowd.

4 comments:

jodi said...

Thanks for stopping by, Candy. I love your suggestion, it's become my new working title. :)

...and thanks Jeanna, what could be cooler than following your dream?

lol!!!! mummified fingers! The horror can't surpass the sheer coolness of whipping out a finger and--sucking on it! I have to have some.

Jeanna said...

You're living the dream, honey!

Candy Jones said...

Hey, Jodi, that's pretty cool.
I guess there are worse things to whip out.

Squishy said...

They just look gross. Interesting post though.