Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Chuck Norris PEZ

Chuck Norris PEZHey thare Jimmy. I know, I know, Chuck Norris doesn't dispense candy, he dispenses pain. But did you know...
˚That as a kid Chuck Norris dressed up as himself to go trick-or-treating.
He came back with a sack of candy, miniature liquor bottles, an Irish Setter, and two underage prostitutes carrying more candy.
˚If Chuck Norris' pancreas stopped working, he'd tell it to get a job.
˚What is Chuck Norris' favorite candy? Jawbreakers. Favorite licorice? Sour Punch Straws. Favorite Chocolate? Nestle's CRUNCH.
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9 comments:

Uncivil said...

I don't know how I missed this post? I think I really got distracted by your "Candy Sack" post?LOL!!!!

You are the Queen of Chuck Norris factoids! I love it!!!!!

Jeanna said...

Maybe the queen of doing a search on Chuck Norris jokes and throwing a few of my lame ones in there. I almost picked up some sweet wine the other day; and thought of you when sipping Gløgg.

Uncivil said...

Gløgg? Never heard of it? Had to google/wiki it!
I was trying to figure out how you "almost" picked up some sweet wine?
That kind of explains it!
What kind of wine did you use for your concoction?
Sounds like another killer post!
"The Gløgg Bløg"

Uncivil said...

Bløgging while Gløgged! Yea....that's even better!

jodi said...

LOL!!! I love Chuck Norris jokes...oops, was that an echo???

Jeanna said...

Maybe it's my allegedly Norske blood kicking in, but I sampled some Gløgg mix and it tasted like a more welcoming wassail (bad memories). A scratch Gløgg, I'd probably go with cheap brandy, red wine (cheaper still), cinnamon, light on the sugar, a few cloves, maybe some raisins to call it healthy. Never made it, but I challenge anyone to beat my Sangria. Well, not literally.
The sweet wine I was looking at, don't remember—could have been from Wollersheim (local). They have something called Ice Wine that's a sweet seasonal I want to try. Might seek it out for Christmas.

Jeanna said...

Hey Jodi, you have a new photo. So how many words you write this week?

C said...

LOL! It feels like I've been sleeping in a cave and have emerged to hear all these Chuck Norris jokes and stories all of a sudden. Chuck Norris is everywhere these days! What gives?

Jeanna said...

I think it has something to do with him being adopted as a mascot by the troops. Or maybe Conan O'Brien. Maybe it's all that Mt. Dew he drinks. I hear he has Code Red in his veins.