Handmade by Sue (or possibly Sal) this Valentine's Day
Inside "All I really need is LOVE,
but a little CHOCOLATE now and then doesn't hurt!"
Today's post will be made from the box and eaten straight from the pot.Inside "All I really need is LOVE,
but a little CHOCOLATE now and then doesn't hurt!"
These are the last two valentines, the scrumptious cupcake entry from someone who works with my cousin Lis, and the final Girl Scouts entry, sealing their win with a chocolate kiss.
Pop Rock Razzles
Did you know Pop Rocks foam up like that when they hit glue?
Pop Rock Razzles is made from Pop Rocks, Razzles, colored sugar, message hearts, assorted jimmies, stickers, and decorative dots. PhotoShop filters were used around the edges.
Not down to emergency candy yet—Pez and Smarties—but I am heavily armed with Lemonheads, two kinds of Kookaburra, Good & Plenty, Starbursts, Mini Cinnamon Teddy Grahams, and Butter Rum LifeSavers. Most importantly I'm armed with a savory selection of weekend radio tunes.Did you know Pop Rocks foam up like that when they hit glue?
Pop Rock Razzles is made from Pop Rocks, Razzles, colored sugar, message hearts, assorted jimmies, stickers, and decorative dots. PhotoShop filters were used around the edges.
As for candy, I stocked up because I knew I'd be without wheels for awhile and God forbid I'm not holding.
The first love song I heard on Lady P's this morning was "Bone Me Like You Own Me."
So if you're depressed this Saturday, you're not listening to the same music that I am. (WORT started out strong last night with surf guitar and a Cramps tribute.)
Go Wilder Wilder Faster Faster into that good night, Lux.
There you have it, a pre-packaged post and the way to my heart: cheap candy and good music (or good candy and cheap music).
Popa-Oom-Maw-Maw and Happy Valentine's Day, y'all.
Jeeeeshh! I was gonna come on here and be nice but now I can't get "Bone Me Like You Own Me" out of my mind?
ReplyDeleteSounds like something Abigail would sing to one of her bully buddies at Dog Gone Crazy!
http://www.doggonecrazync.com/show/pictures.html
Great tune, good beat, you can...whatever to it.
ReplyDeleteKisses to the girls.
Except for Chester, who is still growing into his paws, what's with all the drop kick dogs?
ReplyDelete"Drop kick dogs" need luvin' too!
ReplyDeleteNow I've got Chester the Molester and "Bone Me Like You Own Me" running through my sick mind?
Then you had to leave "Happy VD" on Msmamma's blog?
I'll never think of Valentines Day the same again.
Hugs to Roscoe.
I'm studying VD now!
ReplyDeletevenereal disease, was at the top of the list
Then.....
Valentine's Day
Victim Disarmament
Victory Day
Vapor Density
Vd, design diving speed for an aircraft
Volume of distribution
I think venereal disease fits best, don't you. I suppose volume of distribution would work too.
ReplyDeleteDo you know Chester?
Happy Valentine's to you! I had never heard of that song before!
ReplyDeleteBone me like you own me? That's a song, huh? uhm....a Chester the Molester song? lol
ReplyDeleteI need to get one of the radio stations we listen to at work to play it. Happy Belated Valentine's Day, Jeanna!
See, Lisa, not listening to the same music. You can get WORT online now, some of their programming is the best you'll find anywhere.
ReplyDeleteThe coolest dogs like oldies and classic R&B, Jodi. Don't know Chester, but he is a cutie.
ReplyDeleteRoscoe is a big Who fan.
You can download it from Limewire. A lot of old R&B has similar titles and themes.
Oh, time for Beatle Brunch.
Happy Venereal Day
ReplyDeleteHappy Victim Day
Happy Victor Day
Happy Vapor Day .....always a gas
Happy Volume Day
Happy Vice Day
And Happy Valentines Day
But I like Happy Hour the best!
Thanks for reminding me James, I forgot to tell the girls about an older woman I worked with on third shift. She always requested the Cramps cover "Detachable Penis" at work. Now that's a Valentine's Day song.
ReplyDeleteOh great...now I've googled "Detachable Penis"????
ReplyDeleteThe cyber cops will be here soon!
"Bend over I'll drive" is pretty cool too!
Or you could follow the link at the top of the blog to see the video.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I should have said The Cramps version of Detachable Penis. It's very funny, you'll like it, but I think a King Missile original.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a nice Valentines Day...I ate toooooooo much chocolate! But then what else is new? :)
ReplyDeleteHey black beauty, how's it hanging. I got the chocolate eating out of the way last week.
ReplyDeleteugh!! The Beatle Brunch. Wash your mouth out. I listen to Beatle Breakfast for THREE hours every Sunday morning because my boss is a fan. *mumble mutter mutter*
ReplyDeleteAnd now that I've filed and it's too damned late to do anything about it, how much do you work, Jodi woman? And why are you working on a Sunday morning at 10 am?
ReplyDeleteI think you are my Bizarro World opposite.
LOL!!! Oh, Jeanna! You are the funniest! You had me laughing so hard, I startled the baby (who FINALLY stopped fussing)!
ReplyDeleteI posted a chocolate post for you on V-Day :)
TTYL. The baby is hungry...AGAIN!
Don't think I can look chocolate in the eye after that box of Garden Ganache, especially all those weird ass flavors.
ReplyDeleteDid you think of getting her one of those vibrating rocker seat things like they had on that one Sex and the City ep?
How fun! I clicked on Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow so I could listen while I read this entry. Everybody should do that!
ReplyDeleteWhat I really want to know, Jeanna, is how you eat all that candy without getting godawful sick. What be your sekret?
Oh. Yeah. Happy Singles Awareness Day, two days ago.
Hey UH, I've had a lot of practice. Just this weekend I was thinking how much like a crack addict I am.
ReplyDeleteSo there's that.
See, you're doin' it right, woman.
Man I love that music. And then as I'm supposed to be pounding out a story I'm watching something called, I kid you not, "Hoodlums On Wheels" with the same great tunes, only with hoodlums.
Singles Awareness Day, hilarious.
I had forgotten about butter rum life savers! YUM!
ReplyDeleteHey J., I emptied out my computer desk files to fix them, but they're still broken and filled with Lemonheads and Butter Rum Lifesavers.
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