Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Kitty Litter



This Poopin' black cat candy dispenser is a hateful thing that yowls, howls, and meowls at every bump or whenever I throw it across the room. It sat in the back of the car and my bag long enough for its mrrow mrroww mahhrrr mrrow mrroww mahhrrr to work its way into my skull like an ice pick.

Another Galerie product (which has come to mean colorful candy with fruity overtones), the cat looks utterly stoned. They're calling the SweeTarty Smarties type litter "Candy Balls." The balls are the size they had in every princess wand and dime store toy before choking hazard was common parlance, so beware. It's for ages 3 and up, but I don't like the size of those balls.

The kitty litter balls are lively lovely shades of Halloween green, violet, and orange. They're tasty and give way between your teeth without a fight, which is good because they aren't for savoring or sucking.

The pooping mechanism never worked, but it was fun to rip the thing's head off and put the candy in the litter box/Trick Or Treat bag. It does beg the question, "What's up with all the pooping candy dispensers?"

Despite could do with out this one, or any one of the endless line of evacuating plastic characters, although I'm considering some poopin' turkeys to spice up the table this Thanksgiving.


2 comments:

Unhinged said...

Oh. My. GAWD.

I love this! I'm sick, I know, but I don't CARE, I don't care.

I gotta get this for everyone I know pronto.

Galerie products, here I come.

(hahahahaha! oh, i love it, loveit, loveit.)

jMo said...

You are sick, Andi, we all know that, hardee har har. The thing never properly pooped, but there are plenty—way too many—poopin' candy dispensers for your needs exrementum.