There's not a lot I can say about Trident Layers—nice package (ha), appealing idea gum-wise, but I don't chew a lot of gum and when I do I want to blow a bubble. You can't do that with Trident, generally.
There is Trident White Cool Bubble, better name, indicative of bubble type gum, haven't tried it. It's got to be better than either the Green Apple + Golden Pineapple or the Wild Strawberry + Tangy Citrus. Both mouthfuls, and not the fun, suggestive, or instantly gratifying kind.
I was going to say something about toothpaste and vomit, but I didn't. And it's not that bad, just unexpectedly bitter when you shove five pieces of shoot gum in your mouth (why does everything I type today sound like keywords for a porn site).
Let me try one piece at a time...much better, but still a little sour, then a little too sweet, then the unmistakable flavor of toothpaste. Why? That's nasty.The Wild Strawberry etc. (too long to type when it's sixty bloody seven degrees outside) tastes like strawberry etc., then straight into I'llneverbuythisbrandoftoothpaste again.
The tridents of taste here are sour fruit, artificial sweetener, and toothpaste. I'll take that *Halls Refresh now.
*They sent me Trident Layers instead of Halls Refresh I was expecting
How could anyone send you Trident instead of Halls? Unless of course they wanted you to get minty fresh before you ate some...
ReplyDeleteYour ched blog hates me! I can never comment there! :( Love the animals in their outfits though! And funnel cake makes me hungry!
ReplyDeleteI'm still tryin' to figure out how to leave a comment at the curtain?
ReplyDeleteI'm not gonna join Wordpress to do it though?
What's with the sheep porn?
I got blinded by lamb ass over at the curtain?
You got to be kidding me?????
ReplyDeleteFrikkin word moderation again????
Now I know why you had no comments!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish they would have, I had to eat a bag of carob chips to get the taste out.
ReplyDeleteHey Lisa, I have to keep playing with the comment filters because I had, and I'm not exaggerating, almost 300 pieces of spam to contend with.
ReplyDeleteSome asslick got hold of my blog and posts dozens of spamhole links a day. I think if I either invite people or if they have to sign up, it might work.
You don't like to type, do you, Jimbo?
ReplyDeleteI might just have to do the lame invite thing because these penis enlarging teeth whiteners will not go away.
My cousin was obsessed with those sheep and their little Jane Fonda workout outfits.
penis enlarging teeth whiteners, huh?
ReplyDeleteI noticed this new search thingie (I'm so high-tech) out there called "wholinkstome" (right under your blog title (I keyed wiscandy into Google) as I was coming here) and of course, had to follow it to see who was linking to you and what kind of keywords brought people to your site.
You might want to check it out. I couldn't resist. That sound you hear is of my time going down the hole as I said, "Who the hell is--"
and followed them home. *wah* It's like "I should know you, but I don't" y'know?
okay, rambling here.
that's got to be bad if you ate carob chips. Bleahhhhh....
uhm, I mean I checked "myself" out (wow, that just sounds wrong) to see how linked to me, just being nosy. :)
ReplyDeleteokay, it's late. I can't spell or organize sentences.
ReplyDeleteAnd let's not forget today's colon cleansers, Jodi.
ReplyDeleteOh no, I LOVE carob chips.
Will do, thanks for the tip.
I just turned off some search engine thingy on the Curtain, but seriously, dozens of spam on a regular basis.
I had the incoming visits up for awhile and found it was mostly people looking through the archives for sweets they're interested in. Much like the email I get.
I'm with Jodi... "penis enlarging teeth whiteners, huh?"
ReplyDeleteDoes it have anything to do with a pearl necklace?????
Maybe the pearl necklace has more to do with colon cleansing.
ReplyDeleteBut if you want auto, home, or life insurance, online casinos, greater tumescence (for you Californication fans), whiter teeth (then don't read this blog) or what appears to be something advertised in Russian, try to get a blog going on Word Press.
After well over 300 pieces of spam I may have something figured out.