Monday, May 25, 2009

Guest Photographer Nanci: I Break For Brats

Unky RayWe're taking a brat break before landing our fluffy butts in Duck Creek—the kids at the campground will. crack. you. up.
[this is the sort of thing you're most likely to see on the new blog]
While I was admiring chocolate covered bacon in Burlington, Nanci was up to her Cub loving eyeballs in Johnsonville brats at Bratfest here at home.

3 cousins, 1 uncleclick to enlarge (that's what she said)

Bratfest started on a 22 inch Weber grill and used to be in a parking lot on University and Midvale. Parking was fast, free, and easy. You got .25 sodas and change back from your dollar.

Bratfest Grill It's 27 nutritionally challenged (one grilled 85g link = 270 Calories, 22g Fat, 60mg Cholesterol, and 810—seriously—mg Sodium) years later, and The World's Largest Bratfest (the World wants its .50 hot dogs back) is gridlocked in the nightmare tangle of John Nolan Dr. event traffic.
They sold 208,752 brats this year.

Cheddar Brat LeiI have to be in the mood to enjoy a crowd, as in being the most obnoxious one in the. Although I might have reconsidered had I known there were necklaces made of bratwurst and cheese wedges.

Cheese and brat leiMust have brat and mini cheese wedge necklace.

Kraut ClubThey're giving away Rachel Ray?

No Beer sign Where is this hopless habitat, a kiddie splash park (what will stoned teenagers drink), church services, the back of a squad car?
Somewhere a redneck weeps...

Laughing horses...while horses laugh. Ironically they were pulling a Budweiser cart.

Grill CommanderAnd the Grill Commander carried on.

Mustard MuseumMust visit Mount Horeb Mustard Museum.

Photos by Nanci

25 comments:

Uncivil said...

What does an astronaut call recycled "Tang"?????

Uncivil said...

That gal I dated last summer wound up with my "Weber Grill" and my "Fry Daddy"!!!!!!!

Jeanna said...

Paris Hilton?

Jeanna said...

Where are they, on one of her boats? She sailed away with your Fry Daddy, daddy? Damn, that's cold.

Uncivil said...

What does an astronaut call recycled "Tang"?????
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"Twang"
That's an inside joke honey!

Uncivil said...

Yep, she sailed away with my Fry Daddy!!!!!!
I bet her new Daddy is using it and my Weber too?!!!!!

Jeanna said...

At least she didn't fry your twang before she left; or did she?

Uncivil said...

You remember those instructions on the bottom of the beer salt bottles?
Let's just say she knew her "Twang"!

MaryRuth said...

OH MAAAAAN! am I homesick now! Every once in a while I see stuff like this BratFest and question my sanity that I have left that paradise-on-earth. I get over it pretty quickly...but you get my idea.
Johnsonville is doing a HUGE marketing push here in the LA area.
I got to go to the Johnsonville Brat Semi-trailer when the Packers were in the SuperBowl in SanDiego.

Jeanna said...

You mean in the 90s, Mary Ruth? How long have you been outside the Cheddar Curtain?
I'm surprised they're doing a brat push down there, I bet a lot of displaced Cheds will be happy to hear that.
It might be paradise, but I'm glad someone else braved the traffic.

jodi said...

lol, twang? I saw that picture. Astronauts drinking their own urine, and I kept wondering why some journalist didn't call it WaterWorld 2.

wow, a bratwurst necklace. wow. I wore a Burger King crown to work one day and my boss made me take it off. He's just no fun.

Jeanna said...

Why am I the only one who didn't know about this? Doesn't Charles Laughton make them drink their own urine in Mutiny on the Bounty?
I think because calling something "Waterworld" is wishing disaster upon it.
Maybe if you'd had the cheddar bratwurst lei, you could have kept it on.

MaryRuth said...

I'm talking about the SuperBowl in 1998! Sad to say, I have lived longer out of Wisconsin than in. I left in 1980.
Johnsonville products have been available here for 5-6 years or so. Check my May14 post!

MaryRuth said...

reins--doh!

Jeanna said...

Sounds like you're living the good life, good luck on that Simpsons yellow grill.
Good for Johnsonville, I'd love to move outside the cheddar curtain if it were to Cali spreading the good word about Johnsonville brats.
Haven't had time for many blog visits, that should change as of Tuesday.

Miss Healthypants said...

I want a brat now!!!!

That's one thing I do miss about living in Wisconsin--the brat frys outside of grocery stores. Mmmmm....brats.... :)

Jeanna said...

Brat frys? You've been away too long, woman.

C said...

WOW! I've gotta say that I LOVE THIS POST!!!

"necklaces made of bratwurst and cheese wedges"...OMG! Soooooooooo COOL! LOL! Just the novelty of having one of those is just too cool.

Is Nanci really sporting a Cubs purse?!!?! WOW! I want a pic of said purse!!! ;)

Jeanna said...

Yeah, yeah, she is, and I gave it to her, so I better shut up. She's usually wearing Cubs earrings, a Cub's watch, now has a Cubs cell phone, you get the idea.
Tell you what C., if I ever find those necklaces I'll buy a few and have them for contest prizes on the Cheddar Curtain.
Smooches to you, LO, and John.

C said...

Can't wait for the grand opening of the Cheddar Curtain! I'm going to have to blog about it. That's how excited I am about your new blog.

Smooches right back at ya! ;) xo

Jeanna said...

Opening a Cheddar Curtain, sounds messy.

Nitronea said...

I bet you might be able to find a necklace at Metcalf's Sentry.

Jeanna said...

You can't get Brat gear or brat leis on either of those Web sites, so that'd be nice. They have an amazing assortment of pre-cooked entrees if nothing else.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

This brats looks GREAT! And Sierra Nevada Beer Mustard is made in CHICO! Where my blogimistress lives. :)

Jeanna said...

Hey Olga, how they hanging, tight and perky I hope.
Wish I had time to visit you both (ha, I mean you and your blog mistress), but as you can see it's an eternal May here at the Dish.
Talk soon, oh lacy one.